Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”

Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”

Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”

Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1733 views

Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us
Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
K Tum Jail Me Ho Srdar:

Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mad Cow Disease

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Little Missy, do you know

Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them?

Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?

Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.

Teacher: te ishq?

Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)