Reverse Geare
Driver: Sahab poora petrol khatam ho gaya hai…..
ab gaadi aage nahi jaayegi…
Sahab: Teek hai ek kaam kar, gaadi reverse le aur
ghar vaapas chal….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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