Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool

Parvati ji: Prabhu Aapka Trishool kaha hai?
Shiv ji: Rajnikanth le gaya hai!
Parvati ji: Kyooon?
Shiv ji: Noodles khaane ke liye!!!

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