Gf..Hi
gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been
cheating u frm past 2 yrs .
gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about
exams.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 937 views
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Shadi se Pehly::
Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
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Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
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Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
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Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
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Larka: han..
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Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
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Larka: nhi tau..
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Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
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Larka: han jaan
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Larki: Oh jaan
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shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D
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“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
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Ka Kya Matlab Hy?
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"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P
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Sardar:
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