1 srdar fauj ma brti howa

1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang
lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi..
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr
bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

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