Salary Badhana Ka Naya Tarika

Salary Badhana Ka Naya Tarika

Employee-

'Agar Apne Meri Salary Nahi Badhai To Mai..

..Sare Office Me Bol Dunga Ki Apne Meri Salary Badha Di Hai'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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