Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!


Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi

Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal mere khuab main ek

Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi.

Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

eacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jaante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Banias son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Baniss son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)