Boy:- can i hold your hand?

girl- no...boy:- why?

girl:- because it hurts when
you leave it...
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.
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boy:- baap re...
i am acting but..
she is overacting

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Galti ho gai

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya
tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha
begum sahiba hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr. adhi raat ko

Dr. adhi raat ko utha or biwi se bola-main ja raha hu,hospital se Phone aaya hai emrgncy hai.

Wife-kisi ko to apni maut marne diya karo. .:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Getting married is very much

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)