2 Ladies fighting for a seat in bus…

Conductor:Who is more aged should sit here…

Both looked each other and the seat remained empty

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

Ustad d bisti!

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Question to pathan

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

Pathan: Liquid state.

Audience: clapped.


Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience, All were pathans.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Major Rohail

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
.
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)