Raat film main ek chudial
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage,
khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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