Santa’s father gave him a gun

Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.

Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views
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