Madam Shayad Pogo Dekhti Thi
Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Student Se Puchha
Teacher: “Tumhare Dad Kya Karte Hai?”
Student: “Mam Hum 14 Bhai-Bahan Hai”
Teacher: “Oh Okay, Par Tumhare Papa Karte Kya Hai?”
Student: “Mam, Bataya To Tha Hum 14 Bhai-Bahen Hai, Lagta Hai Aap Samajhi Nahi?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 754 views
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WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
Jawab sirf
HAAnN
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal
.
.
.
Kya Apke gharwale jante Hain k aap pagal ho?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)