1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 744 views

itne kam no

Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!

Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qaza Namaz

Ek phatan ne spni qaza namaz ada kerne ka socha

Namaz se pehle onchi awaz main niat ki

2 rakat namaz fajar qaza, 2 November 1985, Allah o Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Behteen totka

Agr ap ko rona aa raha hu tu ap

aaeina dekh lein

ap ki hansi nikal jae gi
mazak k ilawa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)