Lawyer
Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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