900 chuhay kha k bili
Teacher Fill in the blank 900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.
Sardar 900 chuhay kha k bili holi holi chali.
Teacher oye tenu pata nei eda ki jawab ay?
Sardar Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya A tusi mere master ho
Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nei sakdi ! ! !
Me te fer v holi holi tor diti Ay…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 739 views
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