Funny sms in urdu – BOY to GIRL

BOY to GIRL : “Look Into my eyes, what do u see…?
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GIRL: True Love !!…
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BOY : Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai Jaldi nikaal……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 932 views
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