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Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
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Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 902 views
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The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
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Suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
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yahan to saale imtihano ne zindagi ki LE rakhi hai..!!:p
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Nai,
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1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
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ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
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Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
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