Minister Ke Bete Se
Teacher (Minister Ke Bete Se): “Batao, Sukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Minister Ka Beta: “Zameen-Aasmaan Ka”
Teacher: “b”
Minister Ka Beta: “Sukhe Mein Mere Papa Jeep Se Daura Karte Hai Aur Baad Mein Helicopter Se“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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