Tumne chori karte waqt

Judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha? Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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