Madam are you Hen?
Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 802 views
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A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
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2 leader 1 dosra pe ilzam laga rahe the
1st:mujhe to ye bi pta hai k tum kis k isharun pe nachte ho.
2nd:kaminay syasat me bv ka kia kaam
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Another man jumped, he also didnot return.
Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water...!!
Poori chemistry hi hila di... :) ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daku Boara Khatarnak He
Khali Hath Mat Jana
Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?
Girl : NoO
Boys : Why sOo ?
Girl : B’coz It Hurts When U Leave It.. :/ :/
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha,
Jb uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha:Ab to bta do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj,sirf yehi apka ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)