FooTbaLL Male Hai Ya FeMaLe.

Aare Jiske Piche
11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke
Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi
Hogi Na

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 770 views

Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye

Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend Se Puchha.

Girl: “Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You Kehte Ho, To Un Ka Haath Kyun Pakad Lete Ho”

Boy: “Bass Apni Hifaazat Ke Liye, Kahi Ladki Thapar Na Maar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Doctor has come

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a
hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically
holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able
to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sub se dua ki apeel

1 larki jis k umer 18 year hai bahut pyari hai wo bechari GHQ hospital I.c.u ward me




nurse hai dua karen wo mujh se set ho jae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shadi ker Den

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy
Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)