Yeh Saturday Kab Aayega
Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho
mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar
me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 3109 views
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