Muqabla Mumkin Hai
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?
Jeetey Jo Marzi
Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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