Santa Arz Kiya Hai
Santa- arz kiya hai.
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views
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Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
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