Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro
Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho
Husband: Ye Serial nahi hamari shadi ki CD hy!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1372 views
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