Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha

Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho

Husband: Ye Serial nahi hamari shadi ki CD hy!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1182 views
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