SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS
SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON
MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS
SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE
MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE
SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 701 views
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