A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views

What Is Ur Job

Girl: What Is Ur Job

Boy: I 'm In Admin Department

Girl: Which Company?

Boy: Array Facebook Pay 2-3 Pages Ka Admin Hoon Or Kya Chahiye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl's mother see
her with a boy and calls her...

MOM - kahan par hai?

... GIRL- exam de rahi hu.

MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl standing at bus stop

A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face
with a scarf.
A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"
Girl: "DAD... its me!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)