Laloo persad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar:
Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo:
Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 719 views
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