Husband texts to Wife
Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..
Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..
Husband- bloody english language..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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