Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..

Husband- bloody english language..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views

Santa Was In Shopping Store

Santa Was In Shopping Store

Salesman :
Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?

Santa :No Thanks
I Know How Many Pockets I Have

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BV ka shikwa

BV ka shikwa:

pehly wo mujhy "BE-PANAAH" Chahta Tha..

Lekin Ab Sirf,
"PANAH" Chahta Hay..!!:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi

Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..

BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Loadshadding ke fowaied

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS &
Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam
Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time
Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr
Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada
Imkanat (A Public.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)