child:abu Mujhe motercycle le kr dein
Abu:
Allah Ne 2 Tangain kis lyea di Hn?

Child:
Ek Kik Marny k lye or Dusri Gear lagane k liye...

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 696 views

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki

Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek sardar ki pant phat gai,

Ek baar ek sardar ki pant phat gai,
Tailor se silwa kar bill poocha,
Tailor: 250 Rs.
Sardar: Yeh lo 500Rs.
Tailor: 500 kiyu?
Sardar: Bill sun kar dobara phat gai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Can you swim?

American: Can you swim?
Pathan : no
American : Dog is better than you because it swims
Pathan : Can you swim?
American: Yes why not
Pathan : What is the difference between you and dog
Ge0 PaThAn

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan & mohala

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)