90 Pe All Out
Misbah: Sachin Ko 100th Century Nhe Bnanay Dengy!
Afridi: Mgr Hm Usy Rokengay Kesy? Wo To Form Mn Hy!
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Hojyengy
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