BABA MUJHE KOI AISA
SANTA - BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE, LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE.
BABA-JA BETA. "SULABH SHOCHALAYE" KHOL DE. .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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