Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

Tala Ka Maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ELFY Daal Gaye

Roshni K Sheher Ko Tum Khud Hi Bachalo Doston
Najane Kon Isey Andheron Me Dhal Gaya

Mere Aasre Me To Bilkul Na Rehna
Mere To Khud Kaan Me Pathan ELFY Daal Gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitler during his speech

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”

Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Sher: O Budhe rukmuje tra khun pina ha

Budha kisi jawan admi ka piyo

Uska khun garam hoga

Sher: nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”

In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”

Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)