Aurat Zubaida Apa Se
Aurat Zubaida Apa Se
Jb bi mera shohar ghr ata hai to atay hi mujhy marna shuru kar deta hai,
Zubaida Apa: Wo jb ghr aye tum15 mint tk dant saf kia karo,
Aurat kuch din baad,
Dant saf karny ka itna fayda hai ky ab mera shohar mujhy kuch nhi kehta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views
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