Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga..Aur Bola:.Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon.Aur.Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 721 views
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Pathan sheshay k samnay beth ker study karta tha,
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1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jaey.
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3. Combined study..:-)

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Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
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I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

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Maa Aasman Kitna Baraa Hai...?

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