Masoom te shareef larki

Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki
aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho
k enj tay zaleel na kr.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 723 views
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