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Admi:yaar me bv ki waja se dozakh me jaon ga us ki waja se roz jhot bolna parta hai
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Admi:yaar wo roz tyar ho k pochti hai kaisi lag rahi hun
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 907 views
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A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
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Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
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Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes
& goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes &
goes ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: active pasive me diff btao
Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain
Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan; Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain,
Girl; Keya Tumahre Ghar
Family Planing Wale Nahi Aye.?
Pathan; Aya Tha Madarsa Samajh K Wapas Chala Gaya…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)