Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views

Police

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just L

Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just Lost My Wig. Police Officer: Certainly, Maam, Well Comb The Area.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa-Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki

Santa-Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Banta-Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logo ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

KAL KI ROTI
Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)