HaMaRi DosTi

HaMaRi DosTi AaP Se TaB TaK
RaheGi
JaB 1 GonGa 1 BehRe Ko
CalL KaR Ke BataiGa Ke 1 AndHe
Ne DekHa Ke AiK LaNgRa BhaG
RaHa ThA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 988 views
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