Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar
Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar Daku Ban gaya
Daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha….!!!
Arz kya hai…
Taqdir me jo hay wo hi Milega,
Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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