Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar

Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar Daku Ban gaya

Daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha….!!!

Arz kya hai…

Taqdir me jo hay wo hi Milega,

Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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