Mein Jyada Aur Padayi
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views
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