There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views

Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe.
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.

Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar-sabji..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Government hospital mein mareezon ka bohat rush tha

Government hospital mein mareezon ka bohat rush tha. Doctor sahab ney ek film been mareez ko jaldi jaldi farigh ker diya

Mareez bola, “Doctor sahab aap ney utna hi muaina kiya hey jitna film ka trailer hota hey”

Doctor sahab boley, “Poori film dekhney ka irada ho to private clinic aa jaana, haan ticket gallery ka ho ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya.

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color kiya,

Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya

"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)