There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ­..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khaufnak andheri rat main

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd
bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat. Ye sab tere
dimag ka vahem h
koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boss isne kuch nahi kiya

Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu di.

Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dirty Memon

Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar “Dil” ko aanda

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)