Pathan

Sardar : O Yar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Phuch Jate Hen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 952 views
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