In 1OO Meter Race

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

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Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.

Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?

Santa: My No Is 4! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 601 views
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