Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views

Do You Have A Solution?

A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaadi

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)

Lady to waiter

Lady excuse me waiter ye samny tabel wala boy mujhe peshan kar raha hai?
Waiter:lakin wo to ap ko dekhta tak nai.
Lady:yahi to pareshani hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pessenger:Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do

Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka

Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun, pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)