Judge asked the husband
Court was hearing a divorce case.
Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?
Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.
Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.
How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 702 views
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