Ek bar Laloo ji cycle chala rahe the, ke achanak cycle ek girl se takra gayi..

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 560 views

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Pathan ki Dua

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
.
1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

umeed hai

Zindagi main PAISA PYAR DOST Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay... Samjdar ho... umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge.!

Wrna...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)