Ek bar Laloo ji cycle chala rahe the, ke achanak cycle ek girl se takra gayi..

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 717 views

Evolution of man

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st night Dulhan ke

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha

“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”

Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat

1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.

Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.

Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Drives to Multan

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)