Ek acha dost hospital me phool dekar khta hai.
Get well soon.
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Par ek sacha dost khta hai.
"jani nurse bahut beutiful hai dhire-dhire thik hona roz aata rahunga :P

by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!) / 915 views

Liverpool

I was walking down the road last night when I saw a guy in a Liverpool shirt drowning in a frozen canal so I saved him..

as the screensaver on my phone

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Shadi se pahle aap roj gift

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)