Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.

Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"

"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

santa CIGRATE P raha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai..
Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..

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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan in P.C.O

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se
mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa
gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas
mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun
gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO
se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain
ge :-d

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

The reason why hurricanes are named after women

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go, they take your house and car with them.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Entertain ment tax

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.
MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800'?
Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)