pathan ka shair
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 563 views
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