bottle sy Aazad hone k bad

Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,

kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?

Admi:

Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen

Jin:

Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar

"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 764 views
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